What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

su algato es en fuego

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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