- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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