- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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