How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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