- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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