- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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