what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Charlie Sheen

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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