Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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