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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

12 niqqa 12.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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