- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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