- Anti Joke

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Justin beiber's penis

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out