- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

1+1=2

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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