- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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