What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Women's rights

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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