what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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