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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is worse than torture? Not much.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

If you were a pie I'd eat you

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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