- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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