- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I enjoy Popcorn

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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