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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Brain fart

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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