Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's big and purple? Barney

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