There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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black people

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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