What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

cory is gay

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

a man was shot.... he died

Anti Joke

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