why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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people magazine

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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