- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??