- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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