What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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