- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Huh?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

purple pickles

your face

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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