- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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