- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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