whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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