Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

your no better than a cockroach

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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