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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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