- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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