- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Iif your reading this ur gay

Nothing. He made it home safely.

whats gay and american? a gay american

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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