- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.