You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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