- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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