- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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