- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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