- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Roses are flowers.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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