- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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