What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Your mam is so fat.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Fine, ladies first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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