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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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