- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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