- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??