Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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