What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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silver bullet?

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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no.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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