- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

I have a really funny joke.

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