- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is older than history?

A lot eh?

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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