what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are flowers.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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