- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

tim has no humor

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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