What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

sky silverstein

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A man walks into a bar

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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