What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What would u like to drink?

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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