- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

PIED NINNY!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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