- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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