Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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