What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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The cream, it is coming

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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