- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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