- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

united we sit, cause we're fat

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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