A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

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