You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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12 niqqa 12.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

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