What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

can you pass the soap?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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