- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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