- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's half of 8? o

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

You were born.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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