- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

i just wrote this so hard

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

autistic kids rock

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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