- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Psychics.

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