- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

SHUT UP JP

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why did katy fall off her bike?

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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