- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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