What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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