- Anti Joke

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick