- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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