Grace Ackerson

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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