What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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