2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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