- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

My Nan, that is all.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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