A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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