- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

G:nock nock B:come in!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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