- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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