Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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