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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

I put my baby in a microwave.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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