What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Male leadership.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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