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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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