- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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