- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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