Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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The WNBA

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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