Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Trump will make America great again.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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