- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

hey hey apple

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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