- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you call an arab ?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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