- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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