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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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