What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

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