- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What happened to my sunglasses?

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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