why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

hi mom

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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