- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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