You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

WILLYS

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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