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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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