Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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CFL

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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