Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

your face

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

rent a cops

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What is green and slow Grass.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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