- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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