- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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