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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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