What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Anti Joke

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