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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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