- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

This is an anti- joke

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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