What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Homo say what?

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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