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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Fine, ladies first.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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