- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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