what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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I <3 Hitler

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whats black and large -me

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Anti Joke

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