My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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