A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right (common knowledge)? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. They do all different kinds of dances. They do the tango, which was not very good. Also, they square dance, like rednecks. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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