What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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silver bullet?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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PENIS that is all

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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