Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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The Princess is in another castle

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Your mam is so fat.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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