- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

I am quite mature.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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