- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Guess what? You guessed it.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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