what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A man walks into a bar

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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