What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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