Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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