Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Pickle

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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