whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Indians

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

I read the terms of service.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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