- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

George W. Bush

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Massie is a fatass

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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