You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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