Hail Hitler

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

what are you mike bibby?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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