- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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