- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

what's up? my penis.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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