- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

I like touching my boobs

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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